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2.
Lethal weapons to little kids
Kids don't have guns these days, they have air freshener.
by Bob Saget Loves Horns August 12, 2008
 
1.
Freshener for the air that freshens the air when the air needs to be freshened because the air is un-fresh.
Person: "I want some freshener for the air to freshen the air when my farts make the air stinky and un-fresh. I think I will put air freshener on my shopping list."
by Evil October 18, 2003
 
3.
The word used to cover up the fact that you are actually purchasing condoms from your local 7/11
"Umm.. excuse me, id like to by some "airfresheners."
by truestoryer November 30, 2009
 
4.
The fucking WINDOW, you assholes.
Some guy nearby: "No! No! Anything but air freshener!!!"

PSSSSSSSSTT*gag* *cough* *gag*PSSSSSSSSSSSTT

Some guy nearby : "I can't...breathe."

(He collapses, dies)
by ecstatic asthmatic November 18, 2009
 
5.
Air freshener is a bottle of scented spray with a nozzle. When you press down on the nozzle, the spray comes out, and makes a (usually) delightful scent. This is useful for when you make food that smells really bad, the dog had an accident in the kitchen, or even for when you spray a disgusting smelling bug spray. It could have other uses such as getting you somewhat high, but not just by smelling it.
Examples:
1.Dude! That better have been the dog! Go get some air freshener!
2.I wanna get high so bad right now, but my parents are home. Hmm, maybe I should try using air freshener... I will just fall down and laugh for 10 minutes...