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Freshener for the air that freshens the air when the air needs to be freshened because the air is un-fresh.
Person: "I want some freshener for the air to freshen the air when my farts make the air stinky and un-fresh. I think I will put air freshener on my shopping list."
by Evil October 18, 2003
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Lethal weapons to little kids
Kids don't have guns these days, they have air freshener.
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Some guy nearby: "No! No! Anything but air freshener!!!"

PSSSSSSSSTT*gag* *cough* *gag*PSSSSSSSSSSSTT

Some guy nearby : "I can't...breathe."

(He collapses, dies)
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The word used to cover up the fact that you are actually purchasing condoms from your local 7/11
"Umm.. excuse me, id like to by some "airfresheners."
by truestoryer November 30, 2009
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Air freshener is a bottle of scented spray with a nozzle. When you press down on the nozzle, the spray comes out, and makes a (usually) delightful scent. This is useful for when you make food that smells really bad, the dog had an accident in the kitchen, or even for when you spray a disgusting smelling bug spray. It could have other uses such as getting you somewhat high, but not just by smelling it.
Examples:
1.Dude! That better have been the dog! Go get some air freshener!
2.I wanna get high so bad right now, but my parents are home. Hmm, maybe I should try using air freshener... I will just fall down and laugh for 10 minutes...
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