"my good sir, i must ask how to come to acquire this disease."
"well good fellow, i was gardening and i heard something coming and I turned around and just that moment, I was being raped by a large tiger and apparently this tiger had aids"
"yo that was one of the aids tigers, some one was raped in china yesterday, they can travel at the speed of light"
"i do declare that this is dangerous"
"yes it is rather unfortunate that you got aids from being raped by a tiger."