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A bagel, donut or other similar baked product that has been used for sexual purposes by a male. Even ye olde loaf of bread can be made into an Aids Bagel.
Neptuneman675 : Dude, I just fucked a loaf of bread.
JhiroJihzo : Zomg, dude, stop fucking making aids bagels.
by CoreyNallis April 21, 2006