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The name of literally everyone in Egypt, and most people in the middle east.
"AHMED!"
(every pedestrian on the street looks)
by Popcar2 May 28, 2016
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This primitive lifeform Ahmed has recently been discovered living in Southern England. This lifeform Ahmed is a direct descendent of rock dwelling creatures e.g.the devious lying snake. This lifeform Ahmed is known to prey on women, especially those of virginal status. Women should bewary of contact with the lifeform Ahmed.
Girl 1 - Whats that in the rocks?
Girl 2 - I think its a Ahmed.

Girl 1 - Really?!! Quick run then!! We're both virgins!!
by King Biyatch Ass July 28, 2013
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A man with a handsome face and pure white Arabian skin, legends say that at the 15th of October 2020 he will become a vampire and rule the Galaxy by summoning demonic unicorns and ruining the human race, and most importantly he'll kill Donald trump
Person 1: did you hear about the legend of Ahmed?
Person 2: yeah, he might be our savior, except for the fact he'll kill us all x(
by Fntmred1742 December 02, 2016
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It's the name of peace ,it's also one of the name of Prophet Muhammad .. , Common Muslim name for males, it means in arabic ( the one who thanks god ) .. and it's a name of one of bahrain finest video gamer .. AHMED AL-NASHEET ..
Hey who's that man playin' winning eleven ? .. damn he is good .. !! ..

he's Ahmed , he's the best gamer ever ..
by reem al bahar April 12, 2008
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the kinda person who u can make laugh easily u never get bord of using bad jokes on him
me: why did the man cross the road?
ahmed:why?
me:to get to the other side
ahmed:ha ha ha ha ha
by wonder woman February 18, 2005
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Cool Muslim dude but now is the dagger in school
by Beaner805 November 15, 2016
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A name for a man who is handsome as hell. Commonly found on the beaches of Morrocco- he is dangerous like a shark! He is trouble though so beware and save yourself. If your lucky enough to be with an Ahmed, he will change your life. His hips don't lie and he will melt your world with his eyes.
Friend one: is that a shark or a dolphin attacking that human

Gf: it's an Ahmed look away before u get hooked
by Nbads November 13, 2016
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