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A Ahlgren is a man who loves to deep throat huge man cock. He is a spry, slightly clever dude who makes you think he is straight all while coercing you to pull your cock out and stick it in his poop filled ass. He loves to felch and eat his own shit afterwards. All around an odd fellow with an insatiable lust for juiced on shit and feet. If you meet one you wont know until its too late. SO BE WARNED
Dude 1: Hey do you know that guy over there? I met him at work and he's having a poker game at his house later this week?
Dude 2: Holy SHIT its an Ahlgren!!!
Dude 1: Whats an Ahlgren?
Dude 2: They like to felch and eat shit dude!!! They also try to seduce you by very nefarious means!
Dude 1: Thanks man you really saved my ass!!!
Dude 2: No prob.
by washtan February 12, 2013

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