Wide variety of jokes told by UT
Fans, often including familiar characters such as Smart Longhorn
, Dumb Aggie
, and Mediocre Baylor
Bear. Compare: Longhorn = brunette
, Aggie = blonde
, Baylor Bear = redhead
Here's an example:
A longhorn, an Aggie, and a Baylor Bear are traveling in a desert. Each one has brought one thing: The Longhorn brought a jug of water so he dosen't dehydrate, the Baylor Bear brought food so he doesn't starve, and the Aggie brought a car door, so he can roll up the window if he gets too hot.
Aggie joke: Did you hear that there are three kinds of aggies?
The ones who can't count and the ones who can.
Joke starring allegedly dumb Texas A & M types. Cf. Polish joke
, Newfie jokes in Canada (see Newfie left
; Portuguese jokes in Brazil.
Lookit that hound lick his balls! Ah wish Ah could do that!
Go ahead! He don't bite!