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The forbidden art of masterbation in which the masterbater props his feet upon a wall while laying on his back, preferably on a bed for comfort, and masterbates until ejaculation with hopes of his ejaculate reaching the face. My roommate thought it was pretty odd when I asked him to take a picture of me performing the Afternoon Delight.
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Afternoon Delight is quite simply all about daytime love making, the naughty type. It was also the name of a song sung in the 70s by a group called the starland vocal band. Theses words date back to around 130BC in Ancient Egypt, when people along the nile respectively went out in the afternoon to the banks of the nile and made love to their partners. I'm talking about having a bowl of chicken soup with a rubin, then making dirty rubin love. Now days we would see this as a mass orgy, but back then it was quite common. Afternoon Delight coming from the Ancient Egyptian words Aftaron, meaning before night, and delita, meaning sex. Rubbing sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbing you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight. |
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Sex in the afternoon. let's not use the term, "bitch," okay? Honey, how about a little afternoon delight before the children get home from school? OR, Honey, how about if I pick you from work wearing nothing under my coat, for some afternoon delight instead of your usual lunch?
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An "Afternoon Delight" is a code word for intimacies during one's lunch break, a phrase made popular by The Starland Vocal Band, with these lyrics "Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight." Jim went to Jane's apartment on his lunch break for an Afternoon Delight.
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Afternoon Delight
The Starland Vocal Band Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight gonna grab some afternoon delight. My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right. Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night. When everything's a little clearer in the light of day. And you know the night is always gonna be there any way. Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight. Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite looking forward to a little afternoon delight. Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight. Started out this morning feeling so polite I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling a little afternoon delight. Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight. Please be waiting for me baby when I come around. We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down. Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight. Repeat chorus. Ron Burgundy was enjoying an afternoon delight with the lady of the house when Brick sprang up from under their floor panels.
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One of the goofiest songs ever written. It was a one hit wonder from the band Starland Vocal Band.
It was also in the movie "Anchorman" where Will Ferrel sings it to describe love. "Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight. Gonna get a little afternoon delight. Sky rockets in Flight. BEEEOOY. Afternoon delight. WOOOP"
"Hey Ron what does love feel like?" "(sings song)" |
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A term for smoking weed in the afternoon Person 1: Yo, this weed is dank when smoked in the afternoon
Person 2: This is what i like to call Afternoon Delight |
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the act in which a pip'n ass male gets some sweet juicy pussy in the hours of 2:00pm to about 6-6:30pm "gonna find my baby gonna hold her tight gonna bring on down, some afternoon delight"
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