| 1. | ADS (After Dinner Shit) | ||
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The after dinner shit or more commonly known as the ADS is a release of shit, after a long and filling dinner. Most commonly taken after Indian, Mexican or Pasta. The time frame for the ADS can vary dramatically, due to the particular size and density of the dish consumed.
Frank, Stefan, Luis, Andrew and darcy had finished eating curry. No wonder he took that epic After Dinner Shit ADS (After Dinner Shit) straight after. My toilet won't ever be the same...
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| 2. | After Dinner Shit | ||
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The after dinner shit or more commonly known as the ADS is a release of shit, after a long and filling dinner. Most commonly taken after Indian, Mexican or Pasta. The time frame for the ADS can vary dramatically, due to the particular size and density of the dish consumed. Frank ate a whole cheesecake. No wonder he took that epic After Dinner Shit ADS straight after. My toilet won't ever be the same...
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| 3. | tork a wicked cable | ||
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the act of taking a wicked mean shit, which requires alot of squeezing and ultimately pinching it off, and consumes a great amount of time After dinner, Will got up and proudly announced that he had to go tork a wicked cable
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| 4. | dirty muskee | ||
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A Dirty Muskee is when you take a good solid dump, reteive the turd and use it to pleasure your woman. Also known as a Shit-Dildo. Man last night after dinner I drop a duece and gave my lady a dirty muskee!
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| 5. | South Hampton Drain Stainer | ||
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Term used to describe a dump taken that leaves brown streaks at the bottom of the toilet, most commonly produced by Crab Cakes and after dinner coffee. John searched frantically for the toilet brush after leaving a South Hampton Drain Stainer in Mary's toilet.
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| 6. | shit sprayer | ||
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1. The sprayer with nice-smelling shit that you spray in your bathroom after you take a giant dump. Sometimes the big shits don't smell at all, but you should definitely shit spray your bathroom after a dump for the sake of your roommates, who will then shit spray for you.
2. Basically Febreze, but you probably bought the cheap kind. 3. Can be used as a verb: to shit spray--to spray the shit sprayer. EXAMPLES:
1. Tom: Bitchfuck Aaron, you forgot to use the shit sprayer. Now my cologne smells like your shit. Aaron: It's OK, if you get lucky you'll just feel like you're doing anal. 2. Jason, should we buy 1 shit sprayers or 2? Buy 3, Nick's making chalupas for dinner. |
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| 7. | broop | ||
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a poop that you take shortly after eating at Brandeis Dining Hall at Creighton University. Usually characterized by evidence of incomplete digestion, soft but not runny texture, and various colors ranging from green to red-orange. Dude, I had to take such a fat broop after dinner.
I almost didn't make it back to the dorm when I had to broop. |
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