| 5. | Afroman | ||
|
the hordest and craziest nukka alive! he be smoking that bomb chron-dizzle! Can't get drunk. Can't get blunted. LA County, 95 hundred.
Crips wanna take my All-stars. Bloods wanna eat my Snicker bars. Them peckerwoods don't want none, but the Mexican's straight own one. Them Essays, (???) that Essays always try to test me, So I jumped off the bed, cause I ain't no punk. Jammed his head up against the bunk. Socked that Cholo in his chin. Black mutha-fuckas scared to jump in. Sheriff broke it up when we hit the floor. I kept talkin' shit cause I want some more. Back in town, we get along with the brown. Now I'm in jail, they tryin' to beat me down. Jail is hell, but I'll adapt. Won't hesitate to get in a scrap. 'Cause I'm down for mine, and that's for certain, sittin' in the hole with my knuckles hurtin'. |
|||
| 1. | afroman | ||
|
the best rapper ever made
WAY better than all these whack-ass rappers nowdays I think your crazy
more...
If you like Jay-Z Don't "Change Clothes", change the cd Murphy Lee "What Da Hook Gon' Be" Cuz you do need a hook and another beat Jermain Dupree you know you wrong Fucked up Chingy's song Ha Ha Afro-muthafukin-M-A-N Cant stand no muthafuckin Ying-Yang Twin I think Little Jon and the Eastside Boyz Is a ignorant, irritatin', bunch a noise If you don't give a damn go and throw it out If you don't give a damn go and throw it out The windooooow up against the wall Laugh when the muthufuker fall These fools can't rap at all I'll never buy a tune From the Neptune When they beat come on I hope it go off soon Fabulous, What fabulous about him? I think he terrible Music unbearable Rippin off Mase With that look on his face Aww man, I rest my case Kelis, Wow I hate her so much right now "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard" Who gave her a record deal? Oh my god... Kalis, this is what I want you to do: Get on your knees face me I got a milkshake for you and its tasty Puff Daddy Enough already Now it's P. Diddy Still sound shitty How can your group be called a band? Nobody plays an instrument man Missy Eliot, she looks like Halie Berry thats scary (to the tune of Missy Eliot's shitty song "Work It") Her cd ain't worth it Put your money in you pocket and reverse it x2 (talking) 50 cent. Look at him, he don't even move his mouth when he rap. He be rappin' like Mike Tyson or somthing. (a lot of mumbling to a new... |
|||
| 2. | afroman | ||
|
(n.) Afrolicious rapper who invented the best excuse for everything ever "Because I got high". I was gonna post some lyrics
But then I got high |
|||
|
|
|||
| 3. | afroman | ||
|
Colt 45 and two zig-zags, baby that's all i need. We can go to the park, after dark, smoke that tumbleweed. As the marijuana burns we can take our turn, singin them dirty rap songs. Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong sell tapes from here to hong kong. Yo, pass the bud Afroman.
|
|||
| 4. | afroman | ||
|
I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high....I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high....now I'm a paraplegic and I know why! cause I got high cause I got high, because I got hiiiiiiiieeegh
|
|||
| 6. | afroman | ||
|
great rapper, his songs colt 45 and because i got high are great and really funny. met this woman in hawaii,
i stuck it in her ass and she went aiii lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch, then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch! |
|||
|
|
|||
| 7. | afroman | ||
|
uhh i`m to high to wright one
|
|||
