Usually an athletic african american male who spends his days sexually pleasing frusterated housewives while their husbands are at work. In addition, one can also find hoobadays at night clubs on weekends searching for curious young white women who are intoxicated. The hoobaday uses his competitive advantages, namely his 10-14" penis and athletic stature, to sexually conquer as many white women as possible. For a description of the hoobaday's most frequent victim, please refer to the reformed slut.
I came home from work early and caught 10 hoobadays taking turns on my wife.
I was at a club in menlo park and there were nothing but hoobadays dancing with drunk sorority girls.
1. A word that is used to describe a negros greasy oiled hair
2. African American hair which can cause one to slip on the floor like a banana peel. when you come accros coon grease please place a caution greasy floor sign up on the floor so your fellow caucasians dont break they self!
Wow if we rang all the coon grease out of your hair we could wax madd cars! damn!!!!
ron: damn i just slipped on a banana peel
don: nah dude that was shaquams coon grease from after he did that hand stand!
Someone who is a Hurricane Katrina victum/survivor and required FEMA money in order to survive in Texas; a tiny African-American kid.
Also please be advised, Nigglets tend to attack local Texans for no reason.
1.Many people residing in Texas who are bad at school and make up wierd scentences. ex)
Kobe: Oh Mrs. teacher, I can go to da bathroom?
teacher: Actually it is said "May I go to the bathroom", and no you may not... nigglet
Kobe: ah man, I just wanna Rap.
2.A high school hustler.
1. A learning environment, where most of everything you learn is forgotten after you are done with it. Grades mean nothing because they only reflect what you have memorized for a test
2. Hellhole for most people
3. Preparation for college
4. A place to socialize and make friends
5. Where stereotypes are formed
6. All of the above
Parents: Hey, WTF is this, you little bitch? A "C"? No food for you for the week.more...
Child: But the teacher sucks and the other students don't make it better!!!
Parents: STFU, child. Get in your room you little dipshit!
Emo guy: Sigh, I have to go to school tomorrow...
Emo girl: Do you wanna cut your wrists with me tomorrow instead?
Teacher: Weren't you supposed to learn this last year...?
Student: Oh yeah I guess so.
Teacher: You guess so? Then WTH are you asking me?!
Student: Because the educational system is flawed and our knowledge of things only lasts for a few months before we forget it. Taking standardized tests every week makes us cram large amounts of information into our brain, therefore we really learn nothing because that information leaves us after we finish the goddamn test.
Teacher: DON'T TALK BACK TO ME! You're failing now, bitch! Ahahhahaha
Jock: Dude, like I'm so hot...
Cheerleader: Yeah! Me too.
Jock: Let's make out in front of everyone so they know how hot we are.
Political Correctness: A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
Hey barkeep, I'd like an African-American Russian, please.
Barkeep: Look, your political correctness is a little extreme, don't you think?
The elimination of common sense to please everyone so no one, especially a minority, is offended. Institutionalized brainwashing invented by facist liberals to advance socialism and eliminate cultural/social/gender differences that, for some reason, may offend the very few. The irony is that politcal correectness is offensive in itself. According to politcal correctness, identifying a person by their race i..e “black” insinuates bigotry or that persons who want a control on illegal immigration are racists. Political correctness is the dumbest philosophy and has become a laughing stock today. When hearing politically correct people speak, I just want to punch them in their face. They sound condescending and act like we are a bunch of racist, socially-challenged nitwits who can’t think for ourselves. The funny thing about politically correct people is that they don’t know what they believe, and walk around and talk like they’re in Oz and oblivious to society. It’s the politically correct morons that are the real idiots and not the regular people. It is out of control in America. Examples mof political correctness:more...
heavily laden, weight challenged, person of size
visually impaired, visually challenged (when it's not a challenge and no ability is present)
Retarded: mentally challenged
Skinny: slim, lean
African American. How can you be African while being American? You can also be ...
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A complex living arrangement that must satisfy the following situations: a man so southern that one questions his sexuality, a shy roommate of African American decent and a large black poodle all living in a one bedroom apartment. Please note that a strong urge to recycle maybe a key factor; however the research is still pending.
Walter, yes Perry we should get married and Ozark can be the ring bearer. That way we save on fossil fuel, buzz buzz "Oh No".