A mixed drink that consists of any flavor of jones soda and vodka. It mixes perfectly every time and can impress any and every girl due to the prime taste and bright color.
Girl: I'm so thirsty. I wish someone would make me a drink.
Guy: You want an aether?
Girl: it's so pretty and it doesn't taste like crap.
15 minutes later
Girl: how much alcohol did you put in here? I'm totes drunk.