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The late-night block on Cartoon Network, which pertains to adults, and is actually the only thing good on television right now. Everything else sucks ass.
I watch Adult Swim until my eyes bleed!
by MasterOfMilkshakes November 11, 2008
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A pretty awesome show lineup on an otherwise pretty shitty channel, Cartoon Network.
"If you can't stand Toonami, just be patient. Adult Swim will come on in time." - me
by Cortana Dragoon July 02, 2005
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1: Anime block on Cartoon Network. When this block is airing, it's the one of the only times TV is worth anyone's time.
2: At many public pools, the time when 100+ kids have to live with cold @$$es and step out of the pool so two old farts can soak their feet.
1: Family Guy is the best show on Adult Swim, and one of the only shows that teenagers and adults can hang on to instead of watching gay channels like Disney Channel.
2: Lifeguard: Adult Swim!!!
Old Lady: Yay! I get to make my feet cold in this square
foot of the pool and watch all those kids drip
wet and freeze!
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Not a damn cartoon show. more for the adults that actually have a life and a swimming pool. adult swim is the act that takes place after all the kids are in bed asleep, and the beer has been flowing.
hey baby the kids in bed asleep. you ready to head out to the pool for a little adult swim?
by yomikey75 March 20, 2009
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The best channel on tv period. plays shows like family guy and futurama.
Turn on adult swim family guys on
by Lakers4life89 December 11, 2010
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(N.) A block of Sitcom Cartoons and Anime that despite the name, is really suitable for anyone past the 6th Grade. Some of the shows (such as Family Guy, Trigun, and Cowboy Bebop) are actually worth watching, while the rest of them are just quickly canceled animated sitcoms that Comedy Central hasn't gotten the rights to yet. (Home Movies, Futurama, etc.) Most of them come on on Sunday, along with a few funny originals, such as The Brak Show, and Sealab 2021.
Adult Swim has as much good shows, as they do bad. The rest of the quick canceled cartoon sitcoms are on Comedy Central on Late Night Sundays. They consist of The Critic, Duckman, Gary and Mike, Dilbert, Clerks, and a whole wide assortment of other crap.
by G-Union October 14, 2003
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A TV network that uses the same channel with Cartoon Network. It plays at 8:00pm to 6:00am since most kids between 7-13 years if age would normally would sleep. They play shows like American Dad!, Family Guy, Rick and Morty, Robot Chicken, etc. It always starts off playing two episodes of King of the Hill, then comes along one/two episodes of The Cleveland Show. At 11:30 pm comes an episode of Children's Hospital, and at midnight is Robot Chicken. After 1:00am is basically random shows. At 6:00am, Cartoon Network just says "YO WHATTUP YOU TIRED ASS MOTHERFUCKERS" or something like that. The show times can differ between time zones.
Kenny: Damn, there's nothing on. It's 11:36.
Bach: DUDE adult swim IS ON RIGHT NOW!
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by AnonymouslyGreat June 23, 2016
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