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(slang) Spanish term for human excrement. This is probably derived from the fact that the word also can signify mud (as in, a mixture of dirt and water), thus creating the clever wordplay. 1) Hey vato, I need to take an Adobe!
2) Look at that messy toilet, it's covered with Adobe! |
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A computer software company that specializes in making bloated, slow, and pathetically overpriced software, especially for graphics. Some software titles include:
Photoshop: A powerful, but slow, poorly designed and made, and too overpriced for anyone to really consider buying. Download it. Acrobat: A standard Adobe is trying to force on everyone. A slow, bulky, and pathetic program. Many OTHER programs let you create PDF's for free. "Hey I just paid $700 for Adobe Photoshop!"
"Wow you got ripped, you can get it online for free if you know where to look." |
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4. A slang term used to refer to short homosexual Asian men. Hey its that nerd Adobe over there.
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An "Adobe" is when a person uses their fecal matter as lube when giving a hand job. Mo's mother gives the most foul smelling adobe jobs.
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The company that make software so overpriced it's pathetic. Examples include: Photoshop: $700 Flash: $800 ($1600 for pro version) Thank god for torrents. Whoever paid for any of Adobe's products got severely ripped off.
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Something you won't find in Nairobi. You won't find any ADOBE here in NAIROBI, but we do have some spectacular hotels.
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This is an adjective to describe an attractive girl. This term originates from Adobe's .pdf file, as a girl described as "Adobe" is generally Pretty Damn Fine. Dan: Damn, that girl is adobe.
Chris: What the fuck does that mean? Dan: She's a pdf. Pretty damn fine. You know, adobe. |
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