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Term for a person who will not keep his hands to himself. (derived from Paul McCartney's "Admiral Halsey" ditty). grab-assing handsey hands off the merchandise grabby grandpa touchy
As soon as we got to our table, John Mayer turned into a regular Admiral Handsey-and he was STILL able to Tweet away on Twitter!
by Mary Nightshade December 22, 2009
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