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Eating Captain Crunch cereal with rum poured over it, for a mature taste.
Stephen Colbert enjoys eating Admiral Crunch cereal.
by This is not a definition June 10, 2009
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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A breakfast consisting of Cap'n Crunch cereal covered in rum. Purportedly the favored breakfast of Stephen Colbert.
John preferred to eat Admiral Crunch for breakfast because he's a raging alcoholic.
by Drunk Pirate June 11, 2009
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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