(Dave) Yea, I feel sorry for that little bitch but that asshole had it coming. Did you hear that his penis fell off?
(Rob) Damn that kid has it bad!
Boy: Eeeeeeeeeeeee~ *jumps up and down*
Girl: You must have Adam's Disease.
"So, what happened?"
"Well Doctor, I lost a liter of blood while staring at my girlfriends boobs."
"Ah, you must have Adam's Disease."