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On the PORN Scale of Tame to Hardcore

Adam & Eve would be somewhere around "Victorian".

So tame it's LAME.

None of their clothes fit anyone other than their models and their "Toys" break quicker than dime store gumball machine toys. And everyone knows it's no fun to have that kind of toy die at an inopportune time.
The Porn scale is analogous to that of FOOTBALL as follows:

FOOTBALL types:

- RUGBY
- American Football (Pro NOT amateur)
- Soccer (supposedly "REAL" football)
- Canadian Football
- Indoor "Arena" Football
- Touch Football (played in the street)
- Touch Football (played by H.S. Cheerleaders)
- Plug-In Electric football game*

PORN types:

- SNUFF film
- Hardcore (again Pro NOT amateur)
- XX, NC-17 & X-rated
- Cable (Skinimax etc.)
- You Tube
- "Swingers" (i.e. fat & hairy) home movies
- Skin Mags (Playboy/Girl, etc.)
- ADAM & EVE

* Not the "Real" game in any sense, doesn't work right, and most of the F@!#ing time everyone just spins in circles not accomplishing much, just Like buyers of Adam & Eve products.
by Gr8Nrg June 04, 2009

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Two very stupid idiots who were put on this Earth by 'God'.

Now 'God' decided to make everything around Adam & Eve, as we see it today, a drug, for example, Weed and Acid (Comes from a plant).

Weed is not a drug back then, and shouldn't be now.

Adam and Eve found a very good way of smoking this and making LSD into 'Tabs', or they were tripping off Shrooms, which would explain the two seeing a 'talking' snake.

They were trippin fo'!
Adam: DuuuuUde, look at that talking 'snake'!

Eve: HOLY FUCKING JESUS MARY CHRIST (who hasn't been born yet) FUCK!

Snake: Take these shrooms, smoke this weed and trip off this Acid DOG! boolash mother fucker, BOOLASH, gu-gur!

Adam & Eve: This is some goooood shit! =D
by Russell Parker November 15, 2006

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