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2.
A person who can stretch and flex in many ways. uses it mostly for sex-related games.

A stunt or jump done by a freak who wants to kill himself
I'd always want to fuck an acrobat. i would be able to do all the poses I can only imagine...

by Reverend T May 02, 2006
 
1.
Application by Adobe for viewing PDF documents in Windows. Necessary for many tasks but generally a pain in the ass because it's bloated and slow.
Fucking damnit all of those motherboard manuals are in .pdf format and I don't have Acrobat installed and I'm on dialup and FUCK
by nezwick August 29, 2006
 
3.
The dangling piece of sperm that hangs from your lovers face, particularly from the nose, ears and/or chin, after giving them a facial or a mis-shot pearl necklace. Not unlike what happened in "Something about Mary" from the ear...
But baby, you look so cute all covered in acrobats.

"Man, i blasted it on her face and she had this massive acrobat hanging from her nose!!"
by pegaxs July 15, 2005
 
4.
a pedophile, a child molesteror. From 'PDF File', the file used by 'acrobat reader'.
'That Bill Henson is a real acrobat'
by Liam Shepherd October 23, 2008
 
5.
a retard that can stretch and to flips... usually gay
he is a good acrobat
by retardo alexandro July 01, 2005