He likes leafy green substances (see: "Jarvis") and the kolor red. He also has a shoe fetish that most people don't seem to really pay attention to. He WILL jack you for your scarves, $65 sunglasses, and mcdonalds.
He also likes to text people in the unGodly hours of the morning about ebay and technical issues concerning "buy it now" versus an auction.
He is loved, even though he tends to be a meanieface jerkhead, just because you tried to enlighten him to the komedy that is "urbandictionary.com"
He is, last but not least, very weak for even leaving this up for me to find and alter. Sho 'nuff!
"For real, he's on that Ace Boogie ish!"
Get used to me, the future aint wut it used 2 be//"