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One who is exclusively sexually attracted to accordions.
Son: Mom, Dad, I think It's time I told you the truth... I'm... AN ACCORDIOSEXUAL. Billy-sue is the name of the beautiful instrument, and I'm marrying her this May!

Mother: *faints*

Father: Son.... I am dissapoint.
by TheMaskedFurfag April 29, 2011