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A phrase that can potentially be used at the end of a sentence to potentially be an asshole. Usually used after a fact or bold statement. Dude Who Wants To Gain Knowledge: "Hey bro! What was the cause of extinction for dinosaurs?"
Asshole: "A large meteorite struck the earth, according to theory." Or for even the more practical use: Dude Who Wants To Gain Knowledge: "Hey what time does the movie start?" Asshole: "7:05 according to theory." Dude Who Wants To Gain Knowledge: "No need to be a douche" Asshole: "Come at me bro!" |
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