When the girl is on top and over-estimates the size of your cock. It slips out and gets smashed into a cartoon-like accordian shape.
Dude #1: "Ow! My cock!"
Dude #2: "What happened?"
Dude #1: "Jenny accordianed me last night."
what happens to your honda accord when you run into a brick wall and then are rear ended by another vehicle
Trying to fuck with a limp dick.
When you try to shove your softy in a pussy the wrinkled skin looks like the folds on an accordian
The greatest Dutch music ever played.
A musical instrument. Along with tapdancing lessons, accordian lessons are responsible for baby boomers raised in the 1950's being large consumers of prozac and psychotherapy.
Gacy, Bundy and Idi Amin all played the accordian and coincidentally they listed "Lady of Spain" as their favorite song.
accordian to Beverley, Jef is mad.
An instrument of torture. Often, masochistic humans will listen to one to atone for their sins of late.
The accordian was played for five hours to the man who had committed murder. Afterwards, he committed another thing.