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5.
A musical instrument. Along with tapdancing lessons, accordian lessons are responsible for baby boomers raised in the 1950's being large consumers of prozac and psychotherapy.
Gacy, Bundy and Idi Amin all played the accordian and coincidentally they listed "Lady of Spain" as their favorite song.
by megnao flimpis August 03, 2003
 
1.
what happens to your honda accord when you run into a brick wall and then are rear ended by another vehicle
by Anonymous August 09, 2003
 
2.
Trying to fuck with a limp dick.
When you try to shove your softy in a pussy the wrinkled skin looks like the folds on an accordian
by Chilly Palmer October 17, 2008
 
3.
When the girl is on top and over-estimates the size of your cock. It slips out and gets smashed into a cartoon-like accordian shape.
Dude #1: "Ow! My cock!"

Dude #2: "What happened?"

Dude #1: "Jenny accordianed me last night."
by TimKyleMatt2 March 27, 2009
 
4.
The greatest Dutch music ever played.
by Weird Al April 30, 2003
 
6.
attributable to
accordian to Beverley, Jef is mad.
by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003
 
7.
An instrument of torture. Often, masochistic humans will listen to one to atone for their sins of late.
The accordian was played for five hours to the man who had committed murder. Afterwards, he committed another thing.


Suicide.
by Anonymous April 07, 2003