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A state of physical disarray and borderline obesity suffered during the university exam period where time for exercise is fundamentally limited by the need to cram unbelievable amounts of shite into your brain in order not to fail the year. Can often be traumatic, and difficult to counteract except through the medium of comfort eating, leading to a vicious circle of calorie consumption.
*A and B meet outside library for a cigarette*

A: "You're looking mighty plump today"
B: "*Sigh* Academic Physique has finally set in..."
A: "Aye."
B: "Aye."

*A and B finish smoking and return to their studies*
by JB04 March 30, 2011