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5. Absolute
remove the generic insult after absolute gonk,gimp etc. and your left with an insult.
'what an absolute'
by Fred Oct 20, 2003 add a video
1. Absolute
Not quite a 'total' but someone on the periphery, who you know well enough to use the c-blast in a friendly way.

Total - One of the finer people in life. It comes from not being able to say the affectionate c-word when you want to, in front of other people. So you say 'oh, he's a 'total'
You met Steve yet?

No, is he a total?

No, not quite, he's an absolute.
2. Absolute
Similar to Trill. When someone is thought of to be Absolute they are known as being serious, to the point, strictly the real and they get it done in an absolute no ifs manner. No questions asked. New terminology courtesy of Foreknow Apparel fam worldwide.
That guy is Absolute. Comin correct.
3. absolute
100% pure alcohol. Alcohol can only be distilled to 95% ethanol, 5% water; so a drying agent must be used to get it 100% pure. This product is illegal and can only be obtained through scientific laboratories. Cannot be consumed pure as it will burn the throat, but great for spiking punches as it is flavorless.
The mad scientist used absolute to spike the punch at the symposium and all the researches got unexpectedly trashed.
4. Absolute
Similar to Trill. When someone is thought of to be Absolute they are known as being serious, to the point, strictly the real and they get it done in an absolute no ifs manner. No questions asked. New termanlogy courtesy of Foreknow Apparel fam worldwide.
That head is Absolute. He comin' correct.
6. Absolute
it is also an agreeing word. responding with this word can mean your agreeing.
P1: this shows going to be awesome
P2: absolutely
by jude-e Dec 5, 2001 add a video
7. Absolute
a phrase used when talking about anarcy or when something is going to be out of control.
P1:That shows going to be out of control, its gonna be awesome.
P2: Absolute!
by jude-e Dec 5, 2001 add a video
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