A person who goes on vacations when he's several years late on a deadline then acts put upon when people call him out on it.
Also a person who lures people into his home with promises of lemony cakes only to serve them Wild Cards and miniature sex dolls.
Me: Some would say that GRRM is an absolute fucker.
You: I agree with them.
Me: Hey, me too!
You: OK, it is settled then.