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Sexy mofos that like abs and they are sexual
The absexuals trolled guys to see some abs
abs nodick
by Blue waffler August 07, 2012
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Adjective

1. Being away from/off any path towards a romantic or sexual relationship to such a high degree that the person will avoid people altogether to ensure that they're single forever.

Noun
1. A person who avoids any form of romantic or sexual relationships and will avoid people altogether to ensure that they stay single forever.
"What's up with Angela? She isn't coming out of her room."

"Well, she told me that she's avoiding people because she's 'Absexual'."
by MoreFakeSexualities September 22, 2016
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