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Jake: Dude, why is this black guy playing basketball on the TV, shouldn't he be in the field?

Nick: Nah, Abraham Lincoln ended slavery.

Jake: Fucking Lincoln!
by Adam Sobieraj July 02, 2010
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Abraham Lincoln was inducted as an honorary "Chocolate Daddy".
by dickmonger March 19, 2009
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When you jizz on a girls face then shave your pubes off to make a beird on her
by Pakidz December 07, 2006
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You shave off your pubes, and then ejaculate onto you ladies face. Once you have ejaculated, throw the pubic clippings onto her face, forming a beard. Thus, you have Abraham Lincoln!
I gave your mother an Abraham Lincoln
by GLDeyo January 11, 2009
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When a male ejaculated on his partners face and then rips his puric hair off and smacks his partner in the face having the partner look like Abraham Lincoln
by Whole chicken December 22, 2016
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Premeditated sex act involving a handful of pubic hair, semen, and a large top hat, not unlike that of Abraham Lincoln. The unknowing partner falls victim to a facial following a human hair confetti blast and a top hat on their head.
by Abraham Kincoln July 10, 2008
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A very tall, skinny person.
"Haha! David just hit his head on the ceiling fan!"
"Yeah, he's a real Abraham Lincoln."
by Jatopian September 24, 2005
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