pete: sorry im late to our weekly poker gettogether. i had to shoot my former girlfriend in the head, fuck the hole, ejaculate on her face, shave her pubes, and make a beard out of the cummy hair.
rick: wait, you ABRAHAM LINCOLNED your former girlfriend????
Then after you've recouped, you bend your girl over and pound her doggiestyle, and right before you come, you say "It's a beautiful day at the theater, Mr. Lincoln!" and then pull out and shoot your load on the back of your girlie's head.