| 1. | Batesrolled | ||
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A game created on The Bloody Good Horror podcast where you try to trick someone into clicking on a link to a screen shot of Kathy Bates naked in the 2002 film "About Schmidt" I thought Tim was sending me a link to some funny video but when I clicked on it I got a face full of Bates boobs. He batesrolled me big time.
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| 2. | John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt | ||
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A Fictional song character in which children like to sing about while making their voice softer and louder after each verse. Singing this also lets people say DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA as loud as they would like.
Surprisingly, His name is your name too Person 1: Hey guy
Person 2: Hey, whats your name? Person 1: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt Person 2: THATS MY NAME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| 3. | Austin Schmidt | ||
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An absolutely amazing person, he loves to play videogames and he can be very antisocial, but when you get him talking and joking around: good luck stopping him. He's very talented when it comes to photography and film making and he will most definitely be a famous film maker someday(: He loves to joke about inappropriate things and he acts like he's sexist quite often. He doesn't open up to many people, but he doesn't give a fuck about what people think or say about him. Austin is unusally talented in debating, it is very hard to win an argument with him. He likes to skype his friends, and watch videos on youtube. He is amazing in bed and a phenomenal kisser. Austin Schmidt is an amazing man and I love him with all of my heart. Said to give an example that included Austin Schmidt...I am in love with Austin Schmidt and I want to spend the rest of my life with Austin Schmidt!(:
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| 4. | SNTBF | ||
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a Sexually Non-Threatening Boy/Best Friend...
Similar to a stereotypical GBF(Gay Best Friend) with the difference being that this friend is straight, A SNTBF won't try to take advantage of you in situations where most other guy friends would, he is generally really sweet and will try to help you to the best of his ability when you're feeling down. When asked, a SNTBF will provide advice or opinions from a guy's perspective. SNTBFs won't be judgmental about you, your actions, etc. SNTBFs are generally also good at keeping secrets, whatever you tell them stays with him and won't go anywhere else. Example 1
Girl: What do you think about crop tops? SNTBF: Honestly, I think girls who wear them are hot! You could totally rock one if you wanted too! Example 2 Girl: I just can't believe Jake would do such a thing! I thought I could trust him...I need somebody to vent with right now.... SNTBF: Really? What a douchebag. I get off work in an hour. Want me to stop by then? Girl: Yes...thanks SNTBF! |
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| 5. | Garlic Ketchup | ||
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Another word for vagina, used to describe vagina, or code so no one knows what you are talking about. Senerio: You with with your best friend and another close friend describing the sex you had with your best friends sister. Dude, that Garlic Ketchup I had last night was the best!
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| 6. | Scrillah Millah | ||
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Milwaukee, Wisconsin. The 18th largest city in America with one of the Highest tax bases. Home of all the "social elite" in a derilect low class society; Drunks, Pimps, Prostitutes, Welfare recipients. The "Scrillah" aspect comes from the economically viable prostitution trade that runs rampant through this city like the black plague of the middleages. Slang the uneducated "Mooncrickets" here use to glamourize this wasteland of a city! Urban hick to another.
Urban Hick 1: Yo dawgg where you at? Urban Hick 2: I am on 94 North about to enter the "Scrillah Millah!" Urban Hick 1: Well, hit me up when your downtown, we'll get some breezie's and some 2-11. Urban Hick 2: Allright then boss! |
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| 7. | A Hot Supper | ||
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Origin of word: Milwaukee, WI
Cell phone street code for a "Cocksucker" (It rhymes.)...a "Ho" that is down to serve pipes. Straight blow dicks. Usually said to initiate interest when talking to a homie when the Ho is in your presence. Playa on a cellphone with another Playa driving in a car.
Playa 1: Yo, where you at boss? I got Amy in the ride and she is "A Hot Supper!" *Ho in the car is giggly and flattered because she thinks your speaking nice of her*...Dumb biatch! Playa 2: Hey Hoss *Hoss = Horse, well hung guy*...You hollering about running the rotation? I will get Marko and we can all pipe her! Playa 1: See ya at the crib! |
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