Paul: damn Abigail got a fat booty
by Pottypoop June 17, 2014
A bitch, a two face who ruins your life. She moves group to group just to be popular. She will steal your friends. She is short, snobby, and a two face bitch that will ruin your damn life.
Wow, I still can't believe Abigail stole my friends and now everybody hates me.
by AlexxIsFuglyy May 28, 2015
An Abigail is someone who will be friends with you one minute and hate you the next. They sometimes think that the whole world revolves around them. Just try not to do anything wrong or fun with or near them
"Hey Abigail how are you?" "fine thanks well actually I have had a bit of a headache but then I felt better because I went to sleep"
the next day "Hi Abigail how are you" "why are you talking to me everyone knows me i hate people who are fun!"
by Zebra Giraffe hater <3 foreva February 19, 2012
The funniest, most amazing, hottest Ford model in the entire fucking universe who on a daily basis writes "Free Hugs" on their stomach and hugs sexy males and enjoys coning. Can commonly be found screaming at the top of her lungs and/or buying a Cocoa Moca Frape at Starbucks.
"Hey, Abigail's cousin, what is she doing is she always like this? Or is she stoned?"

"No, shes not drunk or stoned. Just a complete individual."
by Abigail's Wonderful Couisin August 16, 2011
Abigail-- A special variety of the long-haired flourescent purple Armadillo found on the coasts of Antarctica that enjoys sticking its long tail up its long nose and sunbathing in the snow. It feasts on wood chips and tree hair. It is compatible with the Snow White Wildebeast and takes advantage of the blue mongoose's existence
Look! I think that Abigail just stole the wood chuck's wood chips!
by mongadillo February 20, 2011
The most ADHD girl you will ever meet. She is loud and crazy. She is really pretty, but stupid at the same time. She can not find a boyfriend either.
Your a dumbass just like Abigail.
by Max and Kylie December 05, 2010
Ugliest bitch on earth. Fuck's Every Guy She Meets, usually comes from East Kent

An "Abigail" usually turns out to be a snobby slut who constantly starts drama and tries to be like everyone else. No one likes Abigail's. They tend to be a pain in the ass.

Loves to bleed a guy of his money and lie like a little whore, doesn't care who she hurts as long as she gets what she wants. Would stand by and watch her boyfriend get beaten up while she moves on to the next.

Vein and crap in bed too and usually on anti depressents. A horrible scum like creature that gives women a bad name, oh and usually has her first kid by 17 years old
Jenny - "Look theres Abigail?"

Alex - "Yeah. You know she's the biggest slut in School?"

Jenny - "Definitely, that's Scabby Abby"
by slut magnet November 15, 2011

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