Aberaeron is a small town South of Aberystwyth. It is populated by approximately 6000 in-bred midgets who like to spend their time insinuating that their neighbours are having sex with horses, and painting their houses pretty colours.
Aberaeron is the drugs capital of Wales, possibly the world, and it is not an uncommon sight to see straggly midget men walking around with swirly eyes and needles hanging from their groins.
Aberaeron has approximately 4000 pubs where you will find one midget per pub.
The small back streets of Aberaron smells like wee.
A place to go to die.
There's a girl in Aberaeron who's mum is also her dad