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When a man ejaculates on a womans face then shaves her pubes of and throws them on the woman's face so it has the appearence of a beard.
by ellis2345 January 13, 2006
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The sixteenth president of the United States of America, and in this author's opinion a great example of what America is supposed to be about. A strong leader during a time of crisis, he helped to secure the rights of life, liberty, property, and the pursuit of happiness for those who had never known any of these before. His work in starting the Reconstruction was such that not even his successor (and one of the worst presidents the US ever had, in the author's opinion), Andrew Johnson, could reverse it. A leader of a caliber that not even some of the original Founding Fathers could match. America needs more politicians like him, who know what it means to lead a free country.
Abe Lincoln. One of the finest presidents the US has ever had.
by Kirk0007 August 03, 2009
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The 16th president of the United States. His real name is Abraham Lincoln, "Abe" is his nickname.
You really should all know who Abe Lincoln was by now...
by pie dude January 31, 2011
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latin: Spermae barbatus
Half-fetish, half-prank, the Abe Lincoln involves ejaculating on a passed-out friend's face and then shaving one's own pubic hair to throw on the unconscious face. The pubes will stick to the semen deposited around his chin and neck area, thus creating a most presidential of beards for the friend to awaken to.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
I've always suffered from a crippling inability to grow facial hair, so my friends decided to surprise me by giving me an Abe Lincoln for my birthday. I felt like the luckiest boy in the whole world!
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010
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That U.S. President that started the very first version of the IRS,freed the slaves,started the civil war,and jumped out of a window with his dick in his hand.
by the tweaker February 16, 2004
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getting sucked off by your girlfriend then cumming on her face and throwing your pubes on the jiz and and raise ur fist up and scream abe lincoln
salley got an abe lincoln
by blinkfreak February 10, 2005
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the act of Jizzing into a female's hair from behind in a movie theatre.
ohh fuck i forgot to abe lincoln her in math class while watching the movie
by PKMUTHA January 28, 2010
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