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8.
When a man ejaculates on a womans face then shaves her pubes of and throws them on the woman's face so it has the appearence of a beard.
"I totally gave her an abe lincoln."
by ellis2345 January 13, 2006
 
9.
The 16th president of the United States. His real name is Abraham Lincoln, "Abe" is his nickname.
You really should all know who Abe Lincoln was by now...
by pie dude January 31, 2011
 
10.
a combination of a donkey punch to the cerebrial brainstem, a cherry danish resembling a the Wilkes Booth move, and then then shave the pubes of the giver and apply them to the come soaked area on her face resembling a 60's (1860's) beard.
After realizing that she had slept her way throught the civil period of her AP US history course, Teela agreed to exchange an Abe Lincoln from her teacher for a passing grade.
by herstw to the jgray February 18, 2011
 
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latin: Spermae barbatus
Half-fetish, half-prank, the Abe Lincoln involves ejaculating on a passed-out friend's face and then shaving one's own pubic hair to throw on the unconscious face. The pubes will stick to the semen deposited around his chin and neck area, thus creating a most presidential of beards for the friend to awaken to.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
I've always suffered from a crippling inability to grow facial hair, so my friends decided to surprise me by giving me an Abe Lincoln for my birthday. I felt like the luckiest boy in the whole world!
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010
 
12.
the act of Jizzing into a female's hair from behind in a movie theatre.
ohh fuck i forgot to abe lincoln her in math class while watching the movie
by PKMUTHA January 28, 2010
 
13.
The act of ejaculating on a woman's face and then tossing a hand full of your own pubis hairs onto her face.
I shaved my pubes last night and decided to give Alecia an Abe Lincoln
by Mark Timmothy May 11, 2009
 
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When someone shaves off their pubic hair and superglues them to another person's face.
Craig passed out, let's give him an Abe Lincoln!
by Bounce.Nerd November 10, 2009