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A surgical procedure by which a Doctor would take a sheet of plexiglass and create a window in your abdomen. This way, when a person has their head up their butt, they can still see where they are going.
My boss is in serious need of abdoplexiplasty. He just put a sandwich on the copier and thought it would melt his cheese.
by jnlberry September 15, 2011