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he is an aaron
by wrooty May 31, 2010
(n) Meaning beautiful man in vega under fire who belongs to allisyn AND tracy because they are in love with him and are getting married. He loves cats, but doesn't like the news. He can't cook and he really likes naps. He's not very good at answering his phone though, And if he ever saw this allisyn and tracy would probably just die, and never go to another show.
Aaron Maloney is really just the most beautiful person.
by allisynnnnnnn August 23, 2009
To pull an Aaron: To shorten things to the point where nobody can understand what they're saying... Including the speaker.
The Meaning of "z." to Aaron - "Hey guys i just got out of school and i was wondering if you wanted to hang out"
by Aeprulwashere December 21, 2010
noun: a person who masturbates and then proceeds to ejaculate on the communal couch in your suite's living room.

verb: to masturbate and then ejaculate on a shared couch without the consent of the other couch-owners.
1. Oh man, last night I got so hot I just Aaron'd. I couldn't help myself.

2. Dude, don't be an Aaron, that's disgusting. I'll tell everyone I know and they'll tell everyone they know and soon your reputation will be ruined.
by johnny_quest December 13, 2010
Slang for a "nice-nice-nice" person, generally male, and generally a bit broader in girth than most, but not so much that he would be called, "obese."
Aaron, you're a fat, nice, fat, fat, fat, nice, nice, nice, man with glasses, who's nice.
by Diggzigger October 01, 2010
an arron or hairless foot hobbit is a small creature who dwells in the forests lining bike trails and other remote walkways in kenosha wisconsin. most commonly known for their annoying, off putting personality this hobbit-esk animal loves to piss off its peers and push itself farther and farther into isolation. once you come in contact with an aaron legend says that it will slowly drive you to your breaking point. you can usually spot an aaron by their short physique and over all hilariousness.
im telling you i saw an aaron on the bike trail!!
by hobbit enthusiest December 14, 2010
A German Nazi Douche face who thinks hamsters are called werbals, he is so retarded that he thinks it is OK to rape babies while they sleep. If you see an Aaron playing chess, i suggest watching, because it will be the most exciteing chess game you will ever watch in your entire life!
Hitler was such an Aaron.
by Hobonattionn September 24, 2010

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