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A condition that exists primarily among worshipers of the football program of the University of Alabama @ Tuscaloosa,(UAT). This Aubsession presents constant posts on forums and blogs about Auburn. The afflicted are more concerned about Auburn issues than their own team, family,school, or country. While prevelant among most Bama fans it is most severe among the UAT dirt road alumni, also known a bamerNeks or just Neks. Neks are UAT fans, that never went to school at UAT, worshiped Bear Bryant and now the Second Coming, Nick Saban, have never been to a UAT game, and couldn't find Tuscaloosa with a Garmin GPS. (They dont know what a GPS is). They live in constant fear their world will end if Alabama loses a football game to Auburn.
Your AUBsession is duly noted.

AUBsess much bamerNek?
by HonestBroker July 25, 2009

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