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WORD USED TO DESCRIBE YOUR HUSBAND WHEN HE'S ACTING LIKE AN ASSHOLE.
" I GOTTA GO MY ASSBAND IS CALLING ME AGAIN"

"SO, WHERE'S THAT ASSBAND OF YOURS TONIGHT?"

TRINITY:"WHY CAN'T YOU GO OUT WITH US TONIGHT?"
TABBY:"MY ASSBAND MADE DINNER PLANS WITH HIS BROTHER INSTEAD".
by SHORTSHINE February 04, 2010