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Short for "Angle-Side-Side." A false axiomatic test that is incorrectly used to prove that two triangles are congruent—that is, the corresponding sides and angles of two triangles are equal.
Like AAA for Angle-Angle-Angle, ASS is not sufficient to imply congruence of two triangles, because two triangles can have one common angle and two equal sides, yet they're not congruent.
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(_!_) = Normal Ass
(__!__) = Big Ass
(!) = Tight Ass
(_?_) = Dumb Ass
(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
(_$_) = Rich Ass
(_x_) = Kiss My Ass
(_X_) = Get Off My Ass
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A Place where courageous people do the nasty
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Suffix added to adjectives and participles to intensify their meaning. By extention, these words may used as abstract nouns.
Party Grrl One: That stupid drunk-ass just fell into the pool!
Party Grrl Two: Hey, check out that nasty-ass drunk streaking down the street like a dumbass!
Party Grrl One: Cool! That gives me a chance to talk to his fineass brother.
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something i happen to accidentally grab every time i walk by a hot girl.
-YOU JUST GRABBED MY ASS!
-oh, my bad
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The buttocks, one of the most adored parts of the female body. Considered by many men to be better than boobs
An awesome ass makes up for a lack of rack!
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