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13. ASAP
ASAP is what an experienced cannabis smoker will tell an amateur smoker when he/she is ripping a bong. ASAP itself will stand for : As Slow As Possible, because at first when you start ripping a bong, you have to start off slow, where many inexperienced smokers pull to hard off the start and waste mass amounts of cannabis.
Carson: (starts rippin hard)

Jonny: NO MAN NO....GO ASAP...ASAP!!!!
1. asap
As Soon As Possible
This work has to be made asap
by iovanni May 12, 2003 add a video
2. ASAP
As Soon As Possible

Originally a military term dating back to WW1 when abreviations were being used everywhere,

ASAFP may also be used when the speaker is distressed, making it "as soon as fucking possible"
"I need some fucking CAS runs in here ASAP, get some fucking cobras down here NOW and fuck up those goddamn T72s"
by MarineJulio Apr 5, 2005 add a video
3. ASAP
A New York based rap crew, stand for Always Strive and Prosper. Sometimes stylized as A$AP
ASAP Rocky is a member of ASAP.
4. asap
As soon as possible; immediately; right away; implies a sense of urgency.
1) I need this done asap!

2) Send the supplies asap! The natives are starving.
by VAKI5 May 10, 2005 add a video
5. ASAP
immediately, right away (from as soon as possible)
We need to get out of here, ASAP.
by Light Joker Sep 7, 2005 add a video
6. Asap
As soon as possible :D
I wanna go home asap.
7. ASAP
As Stoned As Possible.
CHRON 1: Yo, let's get ASAP this weekend.
CHRON 2: You know I'm down.
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