Subscribe English
look up any word, like seagulling:
 
21.
ASAP is what an experienced cannabis smoker will tell an amateur smoker when he/she is ripping a bong. ASAP itself will stand for : As Slow As Possible, because at first when you start ripping a bong, you have to start off slow, where many inexperienced smokers pull to hard off the start and waste mass amounts of cannabis.
Carson: (starts rippin hard)

Jonny: NO MAN NO....GO ASAP...ASAP!!!!
by Tommmyyyy December 14, 2007
14 44
 
1.
As Soon As Possible
This work has to be made asap
by iovanni May 12, 2003
1181 149
 
2.
A New York based rap crew, stand for Always Strive and Prosper. Sometimes stylized as A$AP
ASAP Rocky is a member of ASAP.
by FauxTeenHoes December 01, 2011
516 138
 
3.
As Soon As Possible

Originally a military term dating back to WW1 when abreviations were being used everywhere,

ASAFP may also be used when the speaker is distressed, making it "as soon as fucking possible"
"I need some fucking CAS runs in here ASAP, get some fucking cobras down here NOW and fuck up those goddamn T72s"
by MarineJulio April 05, 2005
460 143
 
4.
As soon as possible; immediately; right away; implies a sense of urgency.
1) I need this done asap!

2) Send the supplies asap! The natives are starving.
by VAKI5 May 10, 2005
360 125
 
5.
As Soon as possable
I want you in bed ASAP
by Ty C. November 19, 2003
102 15
 
6.
immediately, right away (from as soon as possible)
We need to get out of here, ASAP.
by Light Joker September 07, 2005
150 88
 
7.
A sap stands for As Soon As Possible; as soon as you get the chance.
Yo holla at me A sap !
by Datmamifromda_215 July 26, 2005
21 9