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Average Restroom Visits.

First introduced back in 1984 by Lewis Skolnick when discussing the time of travel to Adams College with Gilbert Lowell.
Lewis: It's gonna be a great year. Now, I figure with lunch and two ARVs, we should be on the road approximately _ hours, __ minutes and __ seconds.

Gilbert: ARVs?

Lewis: Average restroom visits.

(laughter)
by Lewis Skolnick April 28, 2010
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Alien Reproduction Vehicle: Craft manufactured on Earth by humans using back-engineered UFO technology. Term made popular by Dr. Steven Greer of the Disclosure Project.
Many sightings of UFOs in modern times are actually ARVs flown by military personnel.
by CloudNIN September 01, 2006
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oiii!!!!!! hAha! yiea..m'mN phAdi..nGteSting LnG..hehe..xuRi..pRo eu nNi..aLat, dapaT pLn my arv xa exampLe..o eu na..pwd nmn pu gru ni..hehe..m'mn..piz=)
by name ko May 10, 2005
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fizZish0ediZzsHO..hehe!=)
aLat..dpaT daa kya 20 Letters anD 3 words an definition..o eu na..haha! pwd na, lagbas ng 3 words nd 20 letters..gyieh..m'mn pu..hehe..tRy mN Lng pu.,medyo naLi pa kya ku dGd xa uruurban anu mN daa..aS mn pLn..m'maan..yNgAtz nLng pLn..gyiehEhe, gnibunG paaNuhan messge ay..m'mn..uy! aLt bka icpun mu anu?..anu mn yan..ma mn aRarugan kyaan..xaraLaan nyn..hEhe..gE pu! eyu mN Lng 2..hehe! piz=)
oiii!!!!!! hAha! yiea..m'mN phAdi..nGteSting LnG..hehe..xuRi..pRo eu nNi..aLat, dapaT pLn my arv xa exampLe..o eu na..pwd nmn pu gru ni..hehe..m'mn..piz=)
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fizZish0ediZzsHO..hehe!=)
aLat..dpaT daa kya 20 Letters anD 3 words an definition..o eu na..haha! pwd na, lagbas ng 3 words nd 20 letters..gyieh..m'mn pu..hehe..tRy mN Lng pu.,medyo naLi pa kya ku dGd xa uruurban anu mN daa..aS mn pLn..m'maan..yNgAtz nLng pLn..gyiehEhe, gnibunG paaNuhan messge ay..m'mn..uy! aLt bka icpun mu anu?..anu mn yan..ma mn aRarugan kyaan..xaraLaan nyn..hEhe..gE pu! eyu mN Lng 2..hehe! piz=)
oiii!!!!!! hAha! yiea..m'mN phAdi..nGteSting LnG..hehe..xuRi..pRo eu nNi..aLat, dapaT pLn my arv xa exampLe..o eu na..pwd nmn pu gru ni..hehe..m'mn..piz=)
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