Angsty: Hi Laura, let me worship you. I have a girlfriend I'm going to marry but I want to worship you Laura. I will now go drool on my Alyssa Milano pics. CYA!!!
Newperson1: OMG I just found an ARG!
Administrator: SHUT UP NEWPERSON1 you are inferior, rtfb and stop talking!
Korn: I fucking hate things that are different. Fuck new things.
YappyDog: I hate it when people who aren't me talk. Why can't you all see I'm constantly bleeding.
Newperson1: What's wrong with you people?
Newperson2: OMG I solved a puzzle!
LackyNumber12: -yawn- big deal Newperson2 we all did that years ago, 'sides it was solved LAST WEEK!!! DONT YOU READ THE BOARDS???? STFU!
LackyNumber144: Wowz! i just loooked at a pic of Christy Dorga! She is our queen!
DrLaura: PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
An ARG is an online game with stories and characters whom you must assist in some manner via solving puzzles/challenges. Bigger ARGs may have real-life challenges, such as a meeting with one of the characters or picking up information somewhere.
A few well-known ARGs are I Love Bees, Seen James?, The Art of the Hiest and The Beast.
May be applied to humans and other bipeds in a fashion similar to cankles.
That bloke should quit eating so much cheese, he's gonna blow an arg.