apologize

To make excuse for or regretful acknowledgment of a fault or offense.

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World, I apologize for George W. Bush's actions.

by imaperson November 3, 2006

apologize

kissing Jesse Jackson's ass in an attempt to ask for forgiveness for offending the African American race. (As seen in South Park episode 1101)

Jesse Jackson: "Apologize. Kiss it."
Randy Marsh: "You want me to kiss your-"
Jesse Jackson: "That's right. Apologize."

by c_y_ December 3, 2007

apologize

when rolling dice, if you throw a loser 2-3-12 on the first roll, you need to apologize by rolling a 7-11 winner on the next roll. usually accompanied by a snapping of the fingers.

As you throw the dice, "Apologize!"

by cregets June 16, 2007

Apology

A group of Canadians is called an Apology

There was an apology of Canadians outside the Timmies.

by PnP kitchen July 10, 2017

Apology

Does not always mean that you are wrong and the other person is right. It just means that you value your relationship more than your ego.

I apology.

by Sohayb June 3, 2010

Apologive

To give a present to someone as a way to make up for wronging them in some way.

"I was apologiving to my girlfriend last night for cheating on her with her mom, but she just threw the sexy panties back in my face!!!...That is the last time I ever apologive to that frigid bitch"

by smason November 13, 2009

Apologizing

a sex act where the man stands in the tank of a toilet

Jared is apologizing to his mom

by ironsnowball September 3, 2018