(noun) - The most irrational, irresponsible, and ignorant conglomerate of humans ever to live.
"Oil is plentiful. As long as I can get $2 p/gallon, what's the big deal?"
"I would bring my reusable mug to Starbucks, but it's such a hassle."
"You can't drink until you're 21! Then it's safe!"
"Obamacare's gonna pull the plug on Granny!"
"So do you kids like, you know, hang out in cyberspace?"
"The inter-nets are a series of tubes..."
"Buying canvas shopping bags would be silly. I don't have room for them in my car!"
"I would drive a smaller car, but I really need the space!"
"America speaks English! I don't wanna learn to speak Mexican!"
"Wind turbines are too ugly to be near MY house"