<Mainstream Student> "Psh, No. That dudes an AP Junkie, he doesn't hang out with anybody."
<AP junkie> " Um actually(long pause), he is an AP God!"
<Mainstream Student> " WTF! An anal probing God?"
<AP student> (eyes glisening) " No, the most amazing guy in the entire school, he's basically a genius!"
<Mainstream Student> " What a bunch of fags"
* AP God walks over *
<AP God> " A fag is a bundle of sticks, so a bunch of fags would be a number of bundles of sticks, which would resemble the roman fasces used as a symbol of authority in the first millenium AD. It is also attached to an ax as a symbol of power."
( AP student and AP junkie look at AP God then neal and praise him, Mainstream student walks away )