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141.
aol
What I used to have until I discovered something else. It's also very annoying and very sturbon at times..ahem actually all the time. It takes like 10 minutes to load once you use it 5 months non-stop. Infact, after my expirence on aol..i think I'd rather eat brussel sprouts. Better than going over the whole payment phase.

Example not meant to be funny =P and that guy is a monotone
AOL PERSON: Ma'am..your credit card details weren't found..please say them again
SUM1 CALLED SUSIE: Sure!
( 5 and half months later)
AOL PERSON: Ma'am..your credit card details weren't found..please say them again
SUM1 CALLED SUSIE: Sure...
(5 and half months later)
AOL PERSON: Ma'am..your credit card details weren't found..please say them again
SUM1 CALLED SUSIE: Sure..it's...
(5 months later)
AOL PERSON: Ma'am..your credit card details weren't found..please say them again
SUM1 CALLED SUSIE: Yeah. No problem..
(2 months later)
AOL PERSON: Ma'am..your credit card details weren't found..please say them again
SUM1 CALLED SUSIE: OH MY GOD! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE *BRINGS OUT A GUN AND TURNS IT ON HER-SELF..ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S A LOUD BANG*
AOL PERSON: Eeeer...Ma'am
SUM1 CALLED SUSIE: Sorry I just had to kill AOL
(Assistant called Alyson O. Lincoln lies motionless on the floor)
by I-REALLYHateAOL November 19, 2007
 
142.
AOL
This is the worst shit CD you can recive in a Cereal box and in your mail
Guy 1: Omfg i got a AOL CD, it says "190423991 free hour"
Guy 2: damn dude, again anotehr fuking AOL CD in your fuking cereal box? shit!
by AthlonZ April 30, 2007
 
143.
AOL
AOL (America Online)- Army Of Lamers
AOL is constantly extending the sphere of influence.
by cyberdreams July 24, 2010
 
144.
aol
The worst internet ISP ever. It gives 1000 hours of service to load up the home page.
aol
by aol nerb May 27, 2009
 
145.
aol
A band that gives out free music on cd's in stores like target. Very nice except ive never gotten one of the cd's to play through my car on the way home...or in my player at home... hmmm.
Mom: Hey did you get aol's new cd?

Me: Yea it looks cool but i cant get it to play.

Mom: Yea none of my 56,000,000 do either...weird.

Me: Yea.
by Josh Howards February 05, 2008
 
146.
AOL
Likes massive penis.

Also:

Assholes Online.
But not funny assholes. d00shes.
by Leiko October 06, 2004
 
147.
AOL
AWWWWing out loud
'Tom proposed to Linda, on the Eiffel Tower AOL'
by Graceface February 09, 2013