the slowest of all internet service providers.
America Online. As Slow as a turtle.
by Anonymous March 27, 2003
Agony On Line

Akin to the pain you feel when having intestinal cramps while websurfing, but are too stupid to get up and go to the toilet to relieve yourself because you are afraid you'll miss an one of those super important AOL Instant Messages.
Eating this Thai food gave me the AOL's

see also the shits
by Anthony Watts June 02, 2004
Ass on lips. Stated whenever you say something you quickly regret.
Bob: I think I may be gay...
Joey: WHAT THE F*** MAN?
Bob: Oh crap aol, I didn't mean that.

Alan: Man, Sarah is looking fine today....
Vishul: The crazy one? What the heck is wrong with you man?
Alan: Did I just say that out loud? Aol man....
by The_real_bob1 April 11, 2011
The Internet Mafia. First they boss you around and threaten to kick you off and terminate your online account with their TOS "system". Ironically, once you try to leave the service, they keep asking you question after question and other lame forms of excuses and false hopes and promises in a weak effort to make you stay with them. I have also learned, as well as my family, that when you leave the AOL internet service they secretly sabotage your computer and make sure that it is infested with spyware, just as retaliation in losing yet another one out of 40 million customers.
AOL=The Internet Mafia
AOL Head Leader: Hey, I heard the Joneses are leaving are service! Can you believe that they would actually want freedom from our terrible online oppression?
AOL Mafia Henchman #1: Those bastards, how dare they get out of our slow-running internet service with incompetent tech support! LET'S WHACK 'EM!
AOL Mafia Henchman #2: I'll upload the viruses and prepare the spyware files!
by Midwestrn Soldier October 25, 2004
ashcroft online.

where ALL aol internet traffic gets routed through various transparent government and NSA servers before being released to the wider internet.
Have a nice day - free of privacy.
by AOHELL November 20, 2004
An online service that offers users a high price, lots of spam and popups, slow service, and plenty of morons to talk to. Almost all of the content on AOL which you pay a high price for can be found for free all over the web.

In the past AOL was notorious for its censorship. It is a haven for spammers and pedophiles looking to pick up 12 year olds.
AOL is the internet with training wheels.
by Anonymous October 02, 2003
A good excuse to use Internet Explorer.
"AOL: well what can i sucks!"
by manutdfan4life February 17, 2005
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