absolutely the most lame and useless form of "internet" around. Quite often, people on this isp get booted for no reason, and without warning.
"Oh oh, it's starting to rain know what that means,don't you? ....that's right, any second now A-O-HELL will boot me off..."
by Miss Boobs November 14, 2003
An ISP that sucks. 'Nuff said.
Whoever invented AOL should be drug out into the street and shot.
by NCW May 04, 2004
Fascist "ISP" who fortunately stopped calling themselves "number one", but still pretends that they're reinventing the Internet AND annoys people with CDs in the mail every day. On top of that, dial-up connections are MUCH slower than the already slow 56K.
Look, if I wanted AOL, I'd order a CD. I don't need you to remind me that you still haven't gone to hell.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 04, 2004
Spam server of the year 1980+!
Remember:AOL never request your Personal Information or Billing Information, So whats your Credit card number and adress?
by Trail October 09, 2004
An incredibly slow, expensive spyware adding, CPU killing piece of shit piece of software. It acts like a virus in that it has several processes that restart each other when you manually try to remove them, it sticks itself to your registry making it nearly impossible to fully remove it. The message boards and AIM users are 99% fucktards. when you uninstall it, it leaves more spyware and adware. The "so called" top of the line spam filter only blocks the email you want, not the actual spam that will ALWAYS get through. While this piece of shitware does have a better looking, that fails to make up for the fact that AOL blows. If you are on AOL, change now. ANYTHING out there is better. I guarantee it. Even the biggest internet noobs shoulnt use AOL, because it kills your computer. And if you do decide to leave, they will ty to give you useless offers and dotn take no for an answer.
people who use AOL just got thier comp owned
AOL and all who made it should go fuck themselves.
"Oh look, another AOL cd, i guess i have another coaster"
by noname May 05, 2005
Lagging newbie hackers favorite ISP.
When I ping the IP that just tried ICMP my computer look what I get!


Pinging 172.181.98.XX with 32 bytes of data:

Request timed out.
Request timed out.
Request timed out.
Request timed out.

Ping statistics for
Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 0, Lost = 4 (100% loss),
Approximate round trip times in milli-seconds:
Minimum = 0ms, Maximum = 0ms, Average = 0ms
by torey July 23, 2004
1) America On-Line.. The associate of McDonald's plan to take over the world. They make stupid aol disks that you get in the mail. BEWARE THE DISKS HAVE MIND CONTROL POWERS! The disks are also wastes of the valuable non-renewable resources that it took to forge them in the fires of DOOOOM.!!!!!
AOL also promotes racism and other subjects of inequality and such. AOL should be banned by human beings. Think about it. They call it America On-Line --'America'--.. PFFT! What! Are they trying to pull Guatemala and Cuba, and Canada into this AOL mafia? SAVE THE WORLD FELLOW BEINGS! STOP AOL BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!!

2) May-O-El-Disk kind of sounds like Cinco-De-(El)-May-O if you say it a little different... (Another piece of evidence that prooves AOL is trying to put their evil dirty work into South American countries, and even CANADA!)

2) Arrrriiiibaaaaaa!!!!!!! EH?
by Plumberry August 18, 2005
the slowest thing i've ever seen next to watching a snail move. hell, a snail is even faster than a 56K server!! stupid idiots think having AOL is best even though they crash every 5 minutes. *haahhahahaha DSL rules!!* and wats this about AOL broadband? fast but cost a few couple of bucks. the free discus can save u quite a few bucks...
dude 1-COOL! I HAVE ANOTHER AOL DISC TO MY COLLECTION! woohoo! now i can use AOL and never pay! weeee!
by juilla June 13, 2004
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