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absolutely the most lame and useless form of "internet" around. Quite often, people on this isp get booted for no reason, and without warning.
"Oh oh, it's starting to rain outside...you know what that means,don't you? ....that's right, any second now A-O-HELL will boot me off..."
by Miss Boobs November 14, 2003
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A really cool brightly painted and gnarly looking mega turbocharged (and optimized)vehicle with all sorts of bells and whistles, cute buttons, icons on the dashboard, and a talking interface like the Knight Rider car used exclusively for riding on the information highway.

It has a top speed of 5 MPH and has shiny plastic training wheels.

New and improved training wheels arrive in the mail about every two weeks.
I can't get out of the yard because my AOL training wheels break off when they hit the pavement.
by wattsup January 03, 2005
74 24
America On-Line. Worst ISP in the universe, both known and unknown. Two cans with string between them will give you a better connection. Dominated by middle aged overweight housewives seeking affairs. Also home to 12 year old girls, and the 20 year old loser men who try to sleep with them. These men often are successful at getting with the jailbait, which just proves once again that our society is sick and needs a multi-megaton nuclear 'cleansing'. I say the sooner, the better.
AOL?? More like GAY-O-L!!!!!!!
by Lexicon Master October 14, 2004
62 12
America On-Line. An ISP with a poor reputation amongst anyone who uses the internet. The child filters are easily bypassed because kids know more than their parents, the service is slow, the e-mails get flooded with spam and a bunch of other shit. It also likes to boot users off.

On the plus side, it has one huge-ass pool of IPs, and kiddies use it, so if you're looking to cause bannable trouble on gametalk or grrom children for rape, that is THE isp.
no example.
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
65 16
AOL, so easy to hack, NO WONDER its #1!
All the stupid n00b's on AOL have fake HOST names.
by BB January 27, 2004
83 35
The gayest software ever where only a complete nimrod would work for and a dumber one would represent in court. I once used the aol disk to wipe my ass when I ran out of toliet paper and cut myself, perhaps I should sue.

The only use of AOL is for people who need a coffee coaster.
Someone wrote
A user said this is hateful: "I am a lawyer representing the company which this individual has said untruthful statements against. I am recommending you remove all anti-AOL, as a matter of fact all AOL, America Online, or any other names people come up with or within 14 days I will be placing a lawsuit against this website for closure due to slander against the AOL company. AOL did not request this, they had enough employees..."

AOL SUCKS, if you want someone to stop bashing it, FIX IT YOU RETARDS instead of hiring queef noise ass clowns to write shit like that on a cool ass website like this.

Now I got to go and cornhole an AOL attorney.
by Bud Wise December 08, 2004
61 15
the virus that connects one to the internet
*screetching dial-up noise, then sudden reboot and your pc locks up*
by kitteh January 22, 2005
48 3
Almost On Line

It's so fun to get these free disks in tin boxes. It serves many purposes.
1. You can use the disks as (but not limited to) frisbees, ornaments, anger management, and food.
2. The tin boxes can be all of the above mentioned and also pet cages.
Radio Talk Show Host (RTSH): Hello, Mike?
Mike (M): Hey. I have a problem with my internet.
RTSH: Well Mike, what type of internet do you have?
M: AOL...
RTSH: AHA! I think I've already found your problem!
RTSH: Yep, didn't you know AOL stands for Almost On Line? You gotta use the real stuff man.

(This was an actual conversation on a radio talk show station in Arizona, USA)
by Zuki December 25, 2004
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