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AOL
1) America On-Line.. The associate of McDonald's plan to take over the world. They make stupid aol disks that you get in the mail. BEWARE THE DISKS HAVE MIND CONTROL POWERS! The disks are also wastes of the valuable non-renewable resources that it took to forge them in the fires of DOOOOM.!!!!!
AOL also promotes racism and other subjects of inequality and such. AOL should be banned by human beings. Think about it. They call it America On-Line --'America'--.. PFFT! What! Are they trying to pull Guatemala and Cuba, and Canada into this AOL mafia? SAVE THE WORLD FELLOW BEINGS! STOP AOL BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!!

2) May-O-El-Disk kind of sounds like Cinco-De-(El)-May-O if you say it a little different... (Another piece of evidence that prooves AOL is trying to put their evil dirty work into South American countries, and even CANADA!)
1) SAVE the ENVIRONMENT! STOP the DISKS! BOYCOTT AOL! !!111

2) Arrrriiiibaaaaaa!!!!!!! EH?
by Plumberry August 18, 2005
 
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AOL
Now AOL is trying to control the music download business with a new service called "MusicNet@AOL". It's bad enough that AOL censors content and keeps track of what you see, now AOL wants to keep track of what you hear.

Any song downloaded from the AOL MusicNet service contains DRM (Digital Rights Management) software code embedded in it. DRM is used so AOL and the RIAA can identify which AOL member is downloading which songs. If you don't believe AOL and the RIAA keep track of what you are doing online, you are a n00b. You obviously haven't read your AOL user agreement.

AOL sucks. Boycott AOL!
Hey AOL lawyer: delete this!
by Speed Racer October 12, 2004
 
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aol
america online, the crappiest and laggiest shit internet users can use. also way too much spam
"Welcome to AOL, You have new spam, dickhead."
by Jason March 25, 2003
 
3.
AOL
a company that sends you free drink coasters.
person00: hey, we got a new aol coaster. this one is 6.5 it must be better than our last 4.0 coaster.

person01: cool, ill add it to the other 300 we have.
by someguy December 13, 2003
 
4.
AOL
A really crappy ISP. This 'lawyer' who is trying to sue urbandictionary is just a stupid idiot who doesn't realize that this is a site where anyone can post their definition, and a lawsuit against it would abridge free speech.
Read the first amendment, you bozo!
by Bob882 August 28, 2004
 
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AOL
The worlds most widespread computer virus. Packaged with almost every software, and even your magazines, and your personal mail, it is impossible to avoid. Al-Quaeda supports AOL. BURN THE AOL BEFORE THEY ATTACK AGAIN!
The AOL Virus Version 9.0 just came in the mail! Throw it in the AOL Crematorium!
by Alex June 04, 2004
 
6.
aol
A very generous company that sends you a free frisbee in the mail every other week.
I love my free discus! Thank you, AOL!
by NINny September 03, 2003
 
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AOL
While the service does suck dogshit, and is incredibly slow at times, and is full of glitches, the REAL fun comes when you are cancelling your membership, because the representatives will do anything to keep you using the AOL service, and they don't seem to understand the word "NO".
Joe: I would like to cancel my AOL membership.
AOL Rep: Why?
Joe: I have found AOL to be expensive for my budget and I am switching to a cheaper alternative instead.
AOL Rep: $28 a month is not expesive!
Joe: It is when you are a college student, and if NetZero and Juno are offering the same Internet package for $15 a month.
AOL Rep: Alright. How about we just sign you to our Netscape plan for $19.99?
Joe: No thank you.
AOL Rep: Um....how about you tell us exactly how long you will not be using AOL?
Joe: Not ever again.
AOL Rep: You know, you are ruining my chance to get another pay bonus.
Joe: And I could care less. Please just cancel my account already.
AOL Rep: Shit! he's not as gullible as we thought.....did I just say that out loud?
Joe: Yup.
by sarcastic August 21, 2004